| matt ( @ 2005-05-01 17:59:00 |
| Entry tags: | politics |
Happy Loyalty Day!
In the latest installment of things so far gone that they render parody superfluous, I bring you this US public holiday. Yep, that's right. Loyalty Day, a national holiday intended to counterbalance the large public demonstrations which are, as we all know, mounted annually on May 1st by god-hating commies in most major US metropolises. The text of G. Bush II's proclamation of this holiday in 2003 is particularly bizarre to those of us who grew up in a culture which equates dogmatic jingoism with utter lunacy...